Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Riry Panamanian

*This is one of my assignments in the ESL summer camp... Inspired by the "Joe Canadian" rant of the beer commercial in Canada.*

I'm not a farmer, nor a fisher...
I don't live in a treehouse or
Ride in a horse carriage...
I have a President not a tribe leader...
We are civilized people not barbarians...
I speak Spanish
Although I'm not Mexican or Spanish...
We use dollars not "pesos".
We have the Panama Canal
and is better than the Swiss.
We believe in peace and democracy,
not war and communism.
Panama has the best rainforest
and the best rainforest species in the world.
My name is "Riry-Hime" (that's not my real name though)
And I am Panamanian!

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